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Chris -- Vegas -- Del Taco Enthusiast


sswincestiel:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

so you can have a bee in your mouth.

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sswincestiel:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

so you can have a bee in your mouth.

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nerdreblots:

matrixmariox:

A neighbor was playing "Anaconda" really loud last night while I was playing Smash Bros 3DS.

You know what happens next.

DAMN

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geethejacketslut:

do you ever type a sentence beginning with a capital letter and then go back and change it to a lower case one like ‘woah there, gotta be casual’

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Kidnapper:Get in the fukin van
Me:Oh ok cool
Kidnapper:Wut
Me:This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper:Wut
Me:Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh